connie in the motel bathroom...

i realize that this is the composed soundtrack, and not a 'songs' listing. but since we're all obviously big fans of the movie... i've been dying to know/find out, for approx. 20 years now, the song that connie is singing in the motel bathroom when shirley gets the phone call from the mistress. he's still singing it when he comes out and she whacks him in the face. it's been our favorite part of the show for my family and i, but is that song real? if it is, what is it and who makes it?????? this will solve a life-long mystery. thanks in advance...

ttashjian, March 2, 2006; 4:09 AM